I have finally achieved Text From Last Night fame. Out of the infinite texts I have sent solely for the purpose of TFLN submission, one has finally passed the laugh test.

(267): This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.

Yes…that is indeed me in a text to Bobby. And for the record, that guy’s efforts were in vain. Thanks to Kaplan, I found the flaw in his assumption - that I’m a whore.

-KP