07
Mar
Porn - My Favorite Indulgence
We all have our secret kinky desires such as writing fanfiction, secretly playing online scrabble at work, stalking Zac Efron or pursuing 16-year-olds. My secret kinky desire as a skinny, athletic health freak is looking at food. Yes, to me it is better than porn. In fact, I consider it a form of porn. It’s something I want, but because of my lack of tangible cooking skills (I’m pretty much limited to baked goods), I am forced to look, but not touch. Just like 10-year-old boys hide under the covers with a flashlight looking at erotic photos of the female body, I duck in the back of my dull “Appreciating Computers” course and spend the entire 1 hour and 40 minute class making obscene noises (honestly) as I look at pictures of…food. Yes, food. It sounds pathetic, I know; but don’t knock it until you try it.
Today, I recommend stealing a glance at foodporndaily.com
Good luck. It’s addicting.
- Scarlet